Amherst · Allenhurst
Horses on Allenhurst
Three words, one radio call, several unaccounted-for horses on an Amherst side street
At 9:01 a.m. an Amherst PD unit keyed up with a full-sentence dispatch that dispatchers everywhere dream of: “Horses on Allenhurst”. That was the entire transmission. No follow-up traffic surfaced on where the horses came from, where they went, or whether anyone tried to catch them.
Amherst · 3311 Sheridan Drive
The Shoplifter Came Back to Pay
Exotic Smoke & Vape Shop had an unexpected guest in a green Nissan Rogue — the man who’d walked out yesterday, now offering restitution
Amherst PD radio, 9:39 a.m.: “you head over to Exotic Smoke & Vape Shop, it's going to be 3311 Sheridan Drive”. Then, three seconds later: “subject that shoplifted there yesterday is on location in a green Nissan Rogue — he wants to pay for what he's owed”.
By 9:42, the officer had opened yesterday’s complaint number back up rather than starting a new one. “we just reopened the same complaint number from yesterday” — a nice, quiet, entirely voluntary reversal.
Amherst · Regus, John James Audubon Parkway
A Man Who Might Have Been Sleeping in a Regus for a Few Days
William Walter, born 1966, orange 2024 Buick still in the lot, slurring his words at the front desk
8:30 a.m., Amherst PD: “Regus, the shared office space, seating employee at the front entrance — they found a male in one of the rooms”. The employee waved down officers at the front entrance; the man was found in one of the private-office rooms, disoriented and, per the dispatcher, “slurring his words, possibly has been sleeping there for a few days”. His car was still in the parking lot: “his vehicle is still in the lot, Mary David William 9587 — it's a 2024 Buick, orange in color, coming back to a William Walter, male born in 1966, Country Parkway”. A soft-landing kind of call, but a memorable snapshot of what shared-office spaces occasionally look like at open.
Amherst · Sweet Home Road
A Baby Raccoon in the Roadway on Sweet Home
One line, self-contained, entirely serious: “I'm in Sweet Home for a baby raccoon in the roadway”. Amherst PD officer, 9:48 a.m., Sweet Home Road[*]. No follow-up transmission crossed the air. The raccoon’s status remains, as of publication, undetermined.
Amherst · Amherst PD
Just Looking for a Bus Stop
Amherst PD gave a courtesy ride to the bus loop after some confusion — starting mileage 109546
The kind of call that makes you like your local PD. Amherst radio, 12:52 p.m.: “there is some confusion here — she's just looking for a bus stop — we're going to give her a courtesy ride to the bus loop, starting mileage 109546”. The officer logged the courtesy trip formally — mileage and time — so nobody could later say it hadn’t happened.