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Steam, Bacon, and a Cleaner With a Spray Bottle: WNY’s Most-Avoidable Alarms
Three suburbs, three false alarms, three culinary culprits.
Six-thirty hours of dispatch traffic produced an unusually tidy thematic cluster of avoidable fire-alarm activations. Buffalo Fire was first up at 08:47 on a residential alarm later closed as “set off by meat on the stove”; Engine 38 took the report.
At 09:06, Amherst Fire ran a hallway smoke-detector activation at 207 Stevenson Boulevard; the dispatcher’s closeout to Eggertsville command became today’s most quotable bit of radio: “that’s their very crispy bacon”. Eggertsville was back in service at 09:12.
Then, the Tale of Two Steamings. At 11:12 it was the Snyder church story above. At 12:27, North Bailey companies poured out for 4258 Maple Road at Taco Bell, between Hillcrest Drive and Sweet Home Road; that alarm cleared as “set off by steam, cleaning the men’s room by employee, marking as avoidable”. North Bailey was back in service at 12:34.
East Aurora · 2137 Transit Road
RESOLVEDTim Hortons Evacuated for an Overheated Espresso Machine
Caller said the ice machine was smoking and filling the building — turned out to be the wrong appliance.
EAFD dispatched a full response at 13:15 to a “possible commercial structure fire, report of the ice machine smoking, filling the building with smoke; caller told to evacuate” at 2137 Transit Road — the Tim Hortons between Seneca and Old Transit. Springbrook, East Seneca, Jamison Road aerial, and a stand-by engine were all rolled; staff began evacuating the dining room. Command requested most of the assignment pick up shortly after arrival.
By 13:35, EAFD wrapped it: “overheated espresso machine, which has been removed from the building; building has been ventilated; command is terminated”. Springbrook and East Seneca cleared, command terminated. Coffee service presumably resumed without further incident, but the morning rush at this Tim Hortons did not.
BNIA · General Aviation pattern
A Helicopter Pilot Asks the Question We’re All Thinking
Five seconds of unguarded audio from the general-aviation channel.
At 09:41:24, a single un-keyed transmission opened on the Heli Pattern frequency: “What the —— are you doing”. No callsign, no addressee, no follow-up. We assume the airspace got sorted itself out shortly thereafter.
Buffalo · BPD Ch.2 Downtown-West
Good Morning, Ryu
Sometimes radio is just two officers greeting each other.
Buffalo Police Channel 2 (Downtown-West) at 10:21: “You’re welcome”, followed immediately by “Good morning, Ryu”. That was the whole transmission. Whoever Ryu is, somebody on the channel was glad they showed up.